They say that one bad thing does not always lead to everything going wrong.
Well, TGC had the opportunity to prove that that saying is crap. CRAP.
Imagine this, in a fortnight, TGC managed to achieve what no other cats could in such short time to :
1) Have to enter in the Risk Management System(RMS) twice
2) Making a mistake that a newly graduated staff has always been warned against making
3) Walking that lovely hot walk to Block 8 Level 2 to pay a ‘visit’ to the pharmacist
4) A heart attack patient AND a possible heart attack patient
5) Being in the presence of Pen-Alpha Cat
Yep, TGC has done it. Marvellous achievements indeed. Imagine this, TGC actually knows her RMS password. When once upon a long time ago, she swore that she should never need to remember it.
This just goes to prove that one should never ever swear such rubbish.
However, despite having such a bad run over a fortnight, TGC managed to bask in the presence of Pen-Alpha Cat. One could say that it was a nice wrap up to a lousy shitty month.
What is or who is, Pen-Alpha Cat. Pen-Alpha Cat is a term that TGC uses to describe the Pen-ultimate male cat that gets TGC all hot and bothered. Pen-Ultimate because this breed of cat is un-attainable and for imaginary purposes. In other words, good to look at and nothing more.
To cap off a series of shit events, TGC had the grace to accept the truth when Mama Cat remarked that TGC’s bedroom is a mausoleum.
Criterias to TGC’s mausoleum:
1)Three porcelain urns containing the ashes of the dead) of varying sizes and colour, right next to bed <- Checked.
2)Framed pictures of the respective dead <-checked
3) Dark and musty smell <-checked.
4) Cold, silent environment <-checked.
5) Religious paraphnalia all around room <-checked.
Missing: Candles/ incense. As a measure of environmental safety they were not allowed in TGC’s room.
Posted by The Gay Cat 