I Hate White Shit!

March 3, 2009

This is too funny for TGC not to blog about.

After a day of stressful work, TGC made plans to meet up with the new proud owner of a Toyota whom, TGC shall call, Hun-Ta and, to meet another friend, Gintama.

Despite being a ‘foreigner’ from across the seas(straits of malacca), Hun-Ta found her way to Bugis albeit a very expensive way. TGC and Hun-Ta had a great time destressing and biatching about work and work over Japanese curry rice.

Then, it came time to increase the level of de-stress mode. It was time to meet Gintama, the ultimate mood lightener and cheem dude. 

Over ice cream pulot-hitam and Milk with steamed eggs, the trio bitched about nasty gays and weird people before they had to be rushed out of the dessert store.

Then, in her new car, Hun-Ta depended on TGC to guide the way to the east,namely Simpang Bedok for late night supper. Unbeknownst to the two of them, TGC is a lost sheep when it comes to directions.

Hell, TGC is not even clear which is right or left , sometimes.

What was amusing was the fact that when suggesting SImpang Bedok, Gintama had no clue at all where it was, just that the 2 clueless with him seemed to know what they were talking about.

TGC must say that Hun-Ta is a chill driver, and as the trio happily sped along Bedok road, laughing, talking and gossipping, Gintama pointed out a lane that flashed by so fast and informed the rest that he knew there were some prata places in there.

Like a slow flashbulb trying to flicker to life, TGC realised only then that they had missed the turning into Simpang Bedok.

Turns out, the place that Gintama dimly remembers, is the same place that Hun-Ta and TGC were talking about! How ironic!

For over an hour, the 3 amigos crapped about random topics ranging from work, people, teh-cino, milocino, race, dead bodies, shit to age.

It was so random that when Hun-Ta exclaimed seriously that,”I Hate White Shits” Gintama and TGC burst out laughing hysterically. It might have something to do with the extreme sweet dose of milocino but, it was still funny to hear it coming out of Hun-Ta’s mouth.

“I Hate White Shits” that’s the kind of randomness the TGC misses. Of course, one must realise that analogies are being used here to describe things/people. 

Now, here’s a picture of what Nu-cat missed:

3/4 Of The Amigos